Friday, October 11, 2013

The truth about surrogacy hormones

Overheard on 137th this morning:

Chris: I can't wait until they stop pumping you full of hormones into every orifice you have. Hell, you don't even have enough. They're making new ones.

Me: Oh, don't be silly. They're not putting anything into my ears, nose or bottom.

Chris: I wouldn't put it past them.

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