Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Farts On A Plane

To quote Samuel L. Jackson... 

Ok, so there are no snakes on this plane... but there are farts. Like, a LOT of farts. And most, OK all, of them are coming from seat 8A.

Afraid of passing gas in the cramped quarters of a plane? A new research study suggest the real damage comes from keeping it in.
Me about now...

This isn't incredibly and totally unexpected. Studies have proven that your gaseous actions can as much as double while on a plane. It's part of your body's way of regulating internal pressure changes. No lie.

And, well, I'm pregnant.

And in fact, recent studies have shown that it's not only normal, but HEALTHY to let 'em rip at 30,000 feet. Here's an article published in the New York Daily news giving me legitimate permission to fumigate this aircraft.

So to the lady next to me who bathed in Christian Dior's J'Adore before today's flight,
#1- Thanks for reminding me I love this scent.
#2- Thanks for the convenient exhaust cover-up.
#3- Sorry.