To quote Samuel L. Jackson...
Ok, so there are no snakes on this plane... but there are farts. Like, a LOT of farts. And
Me about now...
And, well, I'm pregnant.
And in fact, recent studies have shown that it's not only normal, but HEALTHY to let 'em rip at 30,000 feet. Here's an article published in the New York Daily news giving me legitimate permission to fumigate this aircraft.
So to the lady next to me who bathed in Christian Dior's J'Adore before today's flight,
#1- Thanks for reminding me I love this scent.
#2- Thanks for the convenient exhaust cover-up.