Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Lupron Mandy, Apprentice Supervillain

Mandy called me yesterday to admit that she was on the phone threatening a nearby big box store because of her negative online pickup experience.  I could feel the fumes pouring over the air waves; sometimes I'm glad there is a physical barrier between us in the daytime.  She has asked me in advance to forgive all her hormone-driven accusations of my not being there for her, and she has already stated that any insults to my character should be disregarded, unless she specifically states that it's not the hormones talking.

...I think she's training to be a supervillain.

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